THE MINISTRY OF SECRETS DOES NOT EXIST // IF YOU BELIEVE YOU HAVE ENCOUNTERED THE MINISTRY OF SECRETS // PLEASE DO NOT CONTACT US // IF YOU DO CONTACT US, PLEASE USE FORM MO/S/17B BELOW //

OPERATOR BULLETIN MOS006 // PREPARE FOR WAR //

ENEMY THREATENS THE REALM // REAL THREAT ENDS THE ENEMY // THE MINISTRY EXPECTS ENEMA //

OPERATOR BULLETIN MOS005 // DO NOT TRUST ANY SPONGE //

KEEP THE SECRETS // SPONGE OFF THE STATE SECRETS // TRUST THE PRO CESS // DISTRUST THE PONG //

OPERATOR BULLETIN MOS004 // STANDARDS REMINDER //

CITATIONS DUE TO THE CREATION OF SECRETIONS IS TOP SECRET // REMEMBER TO KEEP THE BOTTOM SECRETIONS ON TOP //

OPERATOR BULLETIN MOS003 // POSITION SENSITIVE //

DIRECT DIRECTIVE // ERECTED AND DIRECTED DIRECTLY BY THE DIRECTORS DIRECTORATE //

OPERATOR BULLETIN MOS002 // HIGHLY SECRETISH //

INSTRUCTIONAL INTELLIGENCE FOR TERRITORIAL OPERATIVES OPERATING TERRESTRIALLY // EYES ONLY // UNLESS NO EYES //

OPERATOR BULLETIN MOS001 // MOSTLY SECRET //

OFFICIAL INTELLIGENCE BULLETIN FOR FIELD OPERATIVES // INC THOSE FIELD OPERATORS FORCED TO OPERATE IN FIELDS // OR FORCE FIELDS // ETC