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# OPERATOR BULLETIN MOS005 // DO NOT TRUST ANY SPONGE //
- URL: https://ministryofsecrets.ghost.io/operator-bulletin-mos005-do-not-trust-any-sponge/
- Published: 2026-10-22T17:39:08.000Z
- Updated: 2026-10-22T17:39:08.000Z
- Description: KEEP THE SECRETS // SPONGE OFF THE STATE SECRETS // TRUST THE PRO CESS // DISTRUST THE PONG //
- Author: THE ██████████

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**QUESTIONS** CONCERNING OPERATIONAL READINESS SHOULD BE DIRECTED TO THE **COMMENTS SECTION** BELOW // WE HAVE AGENTS WAITING FOR YOUR MESSAGES // YOU ARE VERY IMPORTANT TO US // PLEASE HOLD // YOUR QUERY WILL BE ANSWERED SHORTLY //

**SOCIAL SHARING ORDERS** ARE REQUESTED FOR FIELD-READY OPERATORS // OPERATORS MUST UNDERTAKE VETTING PROCESS THEMSELVES // HR RESOURCES ARE LOW // THERE'S SOMETHING GOING AROUND // ITS LIKE THE FLU BUT DOESN'T GET REALLY BAD BUT DOESN'T GO AWAY // THE WIFE HAS IT TOO //

**MINISTRY OF SECRETS - OPERATOR BULLETINS //** WRITTEN AND ILLUSTRATED BY HUW BOWEN (AKA THE UNDERSECRETARY) & ANDY SIMCOCK (AKA THE **██████████** ) // THE MINISTRY OF SECRETS IS MADE BY HUMANS //[**VISIT THE MINISTRY HOMEPAGE**](https://ministryofsecrets.ghost.io/) // OFF YOU GO THEN // DOES A SHOOING MOTION WITH HAND // WORRIED IT LOOKS LIKE I'M DOING A "UGH SMELLY" HAND GESTURE //